Oct 23 2008
Top Ten Funniest Budweiser Ads
Quite possibly the most creative radio ads ever created, the Budweiser Ads promoting “Real Men of Genius” are just that: genius. Although you only hear a select few over the airwaves, there are well over a hundred unique and hilarious ads. In fact, some of the most hilarious Real Men of Genius ads aren’t heard on the radio at all! Here’s a list of just 10 of the funniest Budweiser Ads (originally called Real American Heroes):
10. Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker
“They’re enormous, yes, but one size does fit all. Brilliant.”
9. Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer
“One wrong move and we’re on the fast train to Blisterville.”
8. Mr. Athletic Groin Protector Inventor
“Here, stick this in your pants.”
7. Mr. Garden Gnome Maker
“What says, ‘Welcome to our home,’ like a dwarf in the hedge?”
6. Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
“30 SPF? Please. You may as well be wearing cooking oil.”
5. Mr. Gangster Rapper Posse Member
“What do you do when you have no talent what-so-ever? Attach yourself to someone who does.”
4. Mr. T-Shirt Launcher Inventor
“Your high powered cotton cannon makes every section the nosebleed section.”
3. Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy
“Apparently those who can’t coach sit 30 rows back, shirtless, shouting obscenities.”
2. Mr.Edible Underwear Inventor
“Nothing says, ‘I want you,’ like a man with a mouth full of underpants.”
1. Mr. In the Car Nose Picker
“Why do you do it? ‘Cuz the windows are up and you think we can’t see you.”
Honorable mention goes to:
Mr. Nudest Colony Activities Coordinator
“Lawn darts? Out of the question.”
This is only the icing on the cake of those hilarious ads. Rest assured that I will have at least one more top ten list devoted to the Budweiser ads.
Finally, an update on the Tattoo Contest:
The entries are in, the page is locked, and I’m compiling entries to be sent to the judges. Check back on or before October 31st to see where your tattoo falls on our Top Ten Tattoos. Thank you to all who participated!
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Those were cute.
I miss the frogs that used to be on the commercials.